Meme

[tuxedo_elf]

I'm probably going to regret this. LOL. But hey, my muses need a kick. ;)

"Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them."

Fandoms: LOTR mainly but just for the hell of it, I'll also offer Dr Who (Ninth and tenth Doctors only), Torchwood and Sailor Moon.

Comments

[elvses.livejournal.com]

1) Haldir's tragic romance with and eventual fairytale wedding to Melessariellë, daughter of Galadriel and Manwë!

2) Mirkwood is invaded and enslaved by cruel ninjas from the future, and only Thranduil has the courage to fight back!

3) The Valar go on a tropical vacation, leaving Elrond in charge of the world for a while.

[sylc.livejournal.com]

Haldir and Orophin offend Radagast, who turns them into cats indefinitely. Rumil has to look after them. Haldir/Orophin/Rumil. ♥♥

**huggles**

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ice_lady_/]

Jack/Ianto.

Jack/Ianto.

Jack/Ianto.

*cough cough*

[lonely-lycanth.livejournal.com]

I don't know if crossovers are legal, but....

Sailor Moon falls into Middle Earth, Haldir, Orophin and Rumil all immediately fall in love with her, and she must choose which one she loves! Oh, and she's way hotter than Galadriel, or Arwen. And boy are they jealous.

[nienna-weeper.livejournal.com]

Everyone already knows I am a shameless Mary Sue. So nyah.

1) Erestor does Nienna.
2) Nienna does Erestor.
2) Glorfindel watches, then joins in.

[e-p-kitty.livejournal.com]

1. Erestor loses a bet. To Galadriel.

2. Legolas makes Gimli take an anger management class.

3. Elladan and Elrohir are handcuffed together. Naked.