tuxedo_elf: (Stonehenge)
I'm probably going to regret this. LOL. But hey, my muses need a kick. ;)

"Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them."

Fandoms: LOTR mainly but just for the hell of it, I'll also offer Dr Who (Ninth and tenth Doctors only), Torchwood and Sailor Moon.

Date: 2007-05-03 10:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] elvses.livejournal.com
1) Haldir's tragic romance with and eventual fairytale wedding to Melessariellë, daughter of Galadriel and Manwë!

2) Mirkwood is invaded and enslaved by cruel ninjas from the future, and only Thranduil has the courage to fight back!

3) The Valar go on a tropical vacation, leaving Elrond in charge of the world for a while.

Date: 2007-05-04 02:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] lonely-lycanth.livejournal.com
Tux write number two, pleeease?

Date: 2007-05-06 09:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tuxedo-elf.livejournal.com
LOL sorry, when I got the comment I was already half-way through number three!

Date: 2007-05-07 03:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] lonely-lycanth.livejournal.com
booooooo.

Date: 2007-05-06 09:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tuxedo-elf.livejournal.com
http://tuxedo-elf.livejournal.com/184151.html#cutid1 Enjoy! :D

Date: 2007-05-03 10:41 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] sylc.livejournal.com
Haldir and Orophin offend Radagast, who turns them into cats indefinitely. Rumil has to look after them. Haldir/Orophin/Rumil. ♥♥

**huggles**

Date: 2007-05-04 12:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] sylc.livejournal.com
Just realised I'm supposed to come up with three suggestions. Very well...

1) The one I named in the above comment: Haldir and Orophin offend Radagast, who turns them into cats indefinitely. Rumil has to look after them. Haldir/Orophin/Rumil.

BTW, I mean Haldir/Orophin/Rumil when Haldir and Orophin are still cats.

2) Elrond/Arwen... graphic sex and both enjoy it.

3) Annatar, on his way to Lindon to request he be let in, falls down a well. Hot and sweaty Gil-galad comes along from a spot of hunting and helps him out. Gil-galad, not thinking about Kingly matters and such, flirts with Annatar and performs fellatio on him. Gil-galad/Annatar. ♥♥

Date: 2007-05-04 02:26 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] lonely-lycanth.livejournal.com
Ha, I did the same thing and had add two more also.

Date: 2007-05-04 02:32 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] sylc.livejournal.com
Hehehe. Yeah, I replied to this one, then read [livejournal.com profile] zhie's post, and then came back here to correct my error. ♥♥

Date: 2007-05-04 01:58 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ice_lady_/
Jack/Ianto.

Jack/Ianto.

Jack/Ianto.

*cough cough*

Date: 2007-05-04 02:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ghostangel.livejournal.com
Baaaah! That's practically canon right there! XD Still, its hot *_*

Lemme think. Lets get really strange...Ten/Mickey :D

Date: 2007-05-04 11:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ice_lady_/
*is scared*

Date: 2007-05-04 02:20 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] lonely-lycanth.livejournal.com
I don't know if crossovers are legal, but....

Sailor Moon falls into Middle Earth, Haldir, Orophin and Rumil all immediately fall in love with her, and she must choose which one she loves! Oh, and she's way hotter than Galadriel, or Arwen. And boy are they jealous.

Date: 2007-05-04 02:25 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] lonely-lycanth.livejournal.com
Oh, three.... wow I read directions. In that case....

Sequel: Sailor moon has returned to her own world. but Rumil misses her terribly and follows her... but he gets captured by the antagonist! She must save him, and by doing so Tuxedo Mask finds out about her love, and is so enraged that he wants to kill Rumil himsef! What will she do!

Sequel sequel: She and Rumil have made a happy life for themselves in her world, fighting crime and having lots of babies, especially after that crazy evil Tuxedo Mask was put away in that mental institution forever. But when he somehow finds a way to Middle Earth and joins forces with Sauron, they must return to save the day yet again!

Date: 2007-05-04 06:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] nienna-weeper.livejournal.com
Everyone already knows I am a shameless Mary Sue. So nyah.

1) Erestor does Nienna.
2) Nienna does Erestor.
2) Glorfindel watches, then joins in.

Date: 2007-05-04 07:15 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] e-p-kitty.livejournal.com
1. Erestor loses a bet. To Galadriel.

2. Legolas makes Gimli take an anger management class.

3. Elladan and Elrohir are handcuffed together. Naked.

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