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Over the last couple of days I've been harrased by some of the local kids. They've been tying fishing line to the door knocker and repeatedly banging it. I'm on my own right now and after three hours of it last night I was getting kinda freaked out and reported it to the police. They weren't exactly *interested* of course.
Tonight it started again and I reported it again, to no effect. Then I remembered something.
Don't get mad, get even.
So the next time the little shits come to tie a line to my door knocker, they'll get something of a sticky shock. I smeared the knocker with honey.
And yes, I WAS tempted to use superglue.
Tonight it started again and I reported it again, to no effect. Then I remembered something.
Don't get mad, get even.
So the next time the little shits come to tie a line to my door knocker, they'll get something of a sticky shock. I smeared the knocker with honey.
And yes, I WAS tempted to use superglue.
