LOL!
OK, so the article itself wasn't very interesting, but does the title:
Smart Lubricant Slashes Oil Need
make anyone else giggle, or is it just me? :P
Smart Lubricant Slashes Oil Need
make anyone else giggle, or is it just me? :P
2006-04-01
Seriously...
If this is a joke, then I was the victim!
So, one of the security guards at work is openly gay, which of course is fine with me. Today, he had a couple of magazines with him which he'd picked up the night before at a club. I had nothing better to do, so I was casually flicking through it admiring the hot guys.
Without knowing it, I came to the, ahh, 'toys' section. I think my face went something like this: O_O. At that moment, the door opened and to my horror, one of the college big-wigs came in! I frantically turned the page - only to find *more* toys! Next page was no better! So I closed the magazine - only to see the four nekkid guys on the back! At that point I scrambled for the newspaper, which, thank heavens, was the Guardian and shoved it on top of the offending mag just before the guy reached the desk and plastered a smile on my face!
That was a bit close for comfort!
So, one of the security guards at work is openly gay, which of course is fine with me. Today, he had a couple of magazines with him which he'd picked up the night before at a club. I had nothing better to do, so I was casually flicking through it admiring the hot guys.
Without knowing it, I came to the, ahh, 'toys' section. I think my face went something like this: O_O. At that moment, the door opened and to my horror, one of the college big-wigs came in! I frantically turned the page - only to find *more* toys! Next page was no better! So I closed the magazine - only to see the four nekkid guys on the back! At that point I scrambled for the newspaper, which, thank heavens, was the Guardian and shoved it on top of the offending mag just before the guy reached the desk and plastered a smile on my face!
That was a bit close for comfort!