A sign of the times?

Are people REALLY this stupid?

Sign one - in the toilets at work:
Caution, water from the hot tap may be very hot.
Well DUH!

Sign two - on a milkshake bottle:
Allergy warning - contains milk.
No, really?! I'd *never* have guessed!

Oh and yeah - I'm back. lol Weekend was good, Shi was a lot of fun and we went shopping! She bought - a lot and I got a new bag and HoME vol 5. :)

Fic?

I need a fic with a kind, loving, tender Haldir to clear my mind of what I've just read. Gen, het, slash I don't care. Just - Haldir fluff. Please. Now.